[09:51] Em Em: i am highly suspicious of any man who does _____ of his own accord
[09:51] Kiki: he’s a big _____er
[09:51] Kiki: has been for a while
[09:52] Kiki: i’ve never probed it … i’m sure it has some impure genesis
[09:52] Kiki: like all things men do
[09:52] Em Em: indeeeeed

Maybe now “bloodsport” is less of an exaggeration.
[15:36] Em Em: i’m going to say [word that may or may not mean "penis"] to Jeje [Em Em's boyfriend, who shares Mimi's mother tongue] right now
[15:37] Kiki: if he says it doesn’t mean dick you HAVE to tell me
[15:38] Em Em: oh, don’t worry
[15:38] Em Em: i’ll [...]

Strangely, being featured in my blog has become something of a bloodsport amongst my friends … okay, *one* friend. She’s kind of pathological about it, frankly. Some shit about a test of my deep and abiding love for her.
Ordinarily, this is the part where I would say that it’s beyond pathetic to yearn for [...]