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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; Umm &#8230;</title>
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		<title>I Waited in Line for an Hour and a Half and All I Got Was This *Awesome* T-Shirt</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/335</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 16:03:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[And it was SOOOO worth it.
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		<title>Testing. 1-2-3.</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/333</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 14:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just trying out a new (to me) desktop blogging app. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along.
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		<title>Â¡Feliz CumpleaÃ±os!</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/289</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 15:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birthdays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gabriel garcí­a márquez]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s no exaggeration to say reading One Hundred Years of Solitude changed my life. I figure the least I can do to demonstrate my gratitude is say happy birthday to the guy crazy brilliant enough to write it &#8230; dude&#8217;s a fucking rock star in my book. (And not *only* because he&#8217;s managed to maintain [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Know You Have PMS When &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/283</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 13:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fuckerts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movie etiquette]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[You finally go see Juno, which you&#8217;ve been wanting to see for ages, and you nearly become unhinged when the dude sitting in the row behind you says (in a normal talking voice) &#8220;worst movie ever &#8220;&#8212;during the final scene.
Like literally unhinged. Okay, not literally, cuz I do not as yet come equipped with hinges, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Burn of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/268</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Feb 2008 04:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neuroses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[To explain why his current existential crisis is such a &#8230; well &#8230; crisis, my friend says:
This isn&#8217;t me. I&#8217;m not one to think about things or be introspective. I&#8217;ve never been this way. I just live my life. 
You don&#8217;t get it. You&#8217;ve always been fucked up.
Oh, yeaaaahhhhh.
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		<title>King of Pain</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/265</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[em em]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[excuses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor me]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[According to one friend, 2008 is going to be the year of Kiki. My year. 
I do not exaggerate when I say, so far, this simply is not so. (See what I did there? I said I&#8217;m not going to exaggerate, then I didn&#8217;t actually exaggerate. Even in the depths of self-pity, I&#8217;m goooood.) 
Anyway, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hmmmm &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/247</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:45:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unholy pacts]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Who do you think blew whom in the making of this deal unholy pact?
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		<title>Filed under: Things that Should Remain Unspoken</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/214</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:14:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cuchachas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tmi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I know I&#8217;ve been posting about my cuchacha a lot lately, and, for that, I am heartily sorry. I apologize, specifically, to my brothers who read this blog with some regularity. This is shit no brother needs to know about his sister. Still, a story this compelling has to be told.  It&#8217;s a writer&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Bring It Down</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/208</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masturbation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t often broach serious subjects here at Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite. It&#8217;s not because I am incomprehensibly shallow. Though, there is that. Serious is really, really, really hard to pull off. Really. Okay, it&#8217;s not as hard as writing an entire novel in the second person or even as hard as writing a believable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Does Sexual Harrassment Go from Very, Very Funny to 10 to 15 with the Possibility of Parole?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/189</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When you discover that Cartboy did not just graduate from your local neighborhood Ivy League college, as you initially supposed, but rather the high school down the street. Doh! 
God help me, I know this won&#8217;t stand up in court, but there were no dudes like this in my high school.
Still, in spite of the [...]]]></description>
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