George Carlin
RIP, George. You were a philosopher for our times.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.
Inside every cynical person, there is […]

I once knew someone who kept a list of songs he considered the prettiest. (”Pink Moon” was one example he gave me.) While my tendency to eschew playlists is well documented, creating a mental catalog of pretty songs struck me as a worthwhile endeavor somehow.
Now, when I hear new music, it inevitably gets parsed […]