Dear Mom, I am now the proud author of a very influential blog, in which I discuss current events, theological pedagogy and various philosophical questions. Here’s a quote from a recent post:
… this doesn’t really apply in the sense that it is “relevant” or “advances a cogent point of view” …
See, I used the word [...]

Have faith. The profundity will flow. You’re thinking, “With a moniker like Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite, how could this blog be anything but revelatory?” And you would be right.
And now you’re thinking, “Haven’t I heard this somewhere before?” Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I’ve had writer’s block. This book hath cured me. Not really, but [...]

You’re thinking, “With a moniker like Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite, how could this blog be anything but revelatory?” And you would be right.