Ms. Monkey-Gurl is not known to make resolutions, at the commencement of the new year or any other time. Well, there was the time in 1996 when she not only felt compelled to make bona fide resolutions but also decided that: (a) they be written down, (b) there be three sets of three resolutions (career, [...]

Dear Mom, I am now the proud author of a very influential blog, in which I discuss current events, theological pedagogy and various philosophical questions. Here’s a quote from a recent post:
… this doesn’t really apply in the sense that it is “relevant” or “advances a cogent point of view” …
See, I used the word [...]

Have faith. The profundity will flow. You’re thinking, “With a moniker like Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite, how could this blog be anything but revelatory?” And you would be right.
And now you’re thinking, “Haven’t I heard this somewhere before?” Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I’ve had writer’s block. This book hath cured me. Not really, but [...]