I’m often asked why I’m still single, what with my enormous brains and slammin’ bod and all. Like most questions worth pondering, the answer is not simple. But for those of you out there who know someone whose single-ness you just can’t wrap your mind around, here’s a glimpse at what we’re up against.
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Posted in Is It Just Me? on Jun 11th, 2007 1 Comment »
So People’s got this dumbass feature today whereby they identify a few famous hunks who are married and offer readers single versions to pine over instead. I mean, People is never Mensa material, but this concept is so utterly flawed it’s a little hard to even imagine the pitch that spawned it.
Is it morally [...]
Posted in Is It Just Me? on Jun 4th, 2007 No Comments »
Is it just me or does this remind anyone of The Summer of the Mini Skirt? I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had to ask my lawyers to send a cease and desist letter when some big-shot ad exec mined CMG Unite for marketing gold.
Okay, so I didn’t have a photo shoot [...]