Posted in Is It Just Me? on Jan 8th, 2008 No Comments »
If one (me) lies perfectly motionless in a warm, darkened room for long enough, one (again, that would be me) will eventually fall asleep.
That will happen precisely 20 minutes before one’s alarm is set to go off.
The ankles and labia were never intended to become intimately acquainted with a razor … even one with so-called [...]
Posted in Is It Just Me?, SoC on Jul 10th, 2007 2 Comments »
It’s all kindza paranoid to suspect that the cleaning people spit in my water bottle at night … right?
Posted in Is It Just Me?, SoC on Jul 6th, 2007 2 Comments »
Sometimes when I’m taking the bus to work, I sit in the center seat of the very back row, which is raised up above the engine … and all the other seats, and I pretend that I’m sitting on a throne and that the people on the bus are my subjects. The national anthem of [...]
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