It’s not often that I get title remorse, but today it hit me that “Cocksucker. One word or two?” would have been the *perfect* title for my post last Wednesday. Since no one can turn back the hands of time—not even I—I’m saving this gem of a post title from obscurity by using it today, […]

Amen, sister.
Still, a very, very close second to “all that stupid old shit” would be cut-to-the-chase, sexual propositions … like this one I got today through okcupid:
Hello there gorgeous lady, how are you? I was wondering if you are interested on strap on/dildo sex with a guy. If not, its ok, sorry if I had […]

As you’ve probably noticed, Song of the Day has become something of a regular item in recent weeks. You might think it’s just a case of me casting about for filler because my life is so full and fabulous. Hey, could happen, but … no. The SOTD trend reflects a serious and rapid deterioration of […]