Posted in Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified on Feb 8th, 2008 3 Comments »
Not too long ago, I taught my dad how to send text messages. Before you think me a techno-saint, know this: I did it for my own convenience. (In the unlikely event that you’re not aware … I hate talking on the phone. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.) Little did I know that, in [...]
Posted in Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified on Sep 13th, 2007 No Comments »
I can’t believe I forgot to tell you! This past weekend I spotted a famous celebrity at the beach. It was quite exciting for me, as my life is so seldom touched by fabulocity.
Who was this uberstar, you ask? None other than China’s biggest porn star. And I do mean biggest.
I screwed up [...]
Posted in Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified on Sep 9th, 2007 2 Comments »
Was this some HR person’s idea of a joke? I mean, what exactly are the core competencies of this job, I wonder?
Isn’t there another way to capture the awesome power and responsibility of the guy who oversees all the guys with knives … using the lovely device known as alliteration? How about deli director? [...]
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