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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified</title>
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		<title>What Now, Bitches?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/343</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 18:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to @roosto for (getting my sense of humor and) passing along this lil funny.
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		<title>What Do You Think of When You See This?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/325</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230; bold commitment to &#8230; &#8216;improving value for money by driving up standards and capability in procurement&#8217;?&#8221;
No, I didn&#8217;t think so. 
Click here to see the intended logo and the story behind this fubar. 
Thanks to @roosto for the tip (and for the follow &#8230; ah, it&#8217;s a heady feeling!!!).
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		<title>&#8220;The Da Vinci of Masturbation&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/312</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for the link, Val. (Also, damn you straight to hell for giving me even a momentary hope that I might gaze upon Merlin&#8217;s &#8230; Mann-hood.)
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		<title>Faking It: An Equal Opportunity Pastime</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/310</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[12:37] Kiki: i finally responded to ur comment this morning
[12:37] Thor: way to be timely
[12:38] Thor: because i care!
[12:38] Kiki: aw &#8230; dang
[12:38] Kiki: way to take the wind out of my sails, man
[12:38] Kiki: so why do u look offline?
[12:39] Thor: cuz with meebo i don&#8217;t know how to hide and i got this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Oh, God. Laughing &#8230; Tears. Can&#8217;t &#8230; Breathe.</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/290</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 20:53:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[White Girls in particular love this song because it gives them a chance to playfully reject a male suitor&#8217;s advances on the dance floor before blowing him at the end of the night. It&#8217;s empowering.
Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh, there&#8217;s plenty more where that came from at Top 10 Rap Songs White People Love.
Yeah, I&#8217;ve got six of&#160;&#8217;em [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Now I Really Have Seen Every God-Damned Thing</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/277</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:56:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[And not in the good way.

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		<title>Rue the Griffin</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/271</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 20:12:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not too long ago, I taught my dad how to send text messages. Before you think me a techno-saint, know this: I did it for my own convenience. (In the unlikely event that you&#8217;re not aware &#8230; I hate talking on the phone. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.) Little did I know that, in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Porn Stars Are Shy. Who Knew?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/213</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t believe I forgot to tell you! This past weekend I spotted a famous celebrity at the beach. It was quite exciting for me, as my life is so seldom  touched by fabulocity. 
Who was this uberstar, you ask? None other than China&#8217;s biggest porn star. And I do mean biggest.
I screwed up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Salami Supervisor</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/209</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Sep 2007 23:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Was this some HR person&#8217;s idea of a joke? I mean, what exactly are the core competencies of this job, I wonder? 
Isn&#8217;t there another way to capture the awesome power and responsibility of the guy who oversees all the guys with knives &#8230; using the lovely device known as alliteration? How about deli director? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Daily Phallus</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/204</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(From the Science &#038; Society Picture Library.)
Over at Mind Hacks, they&#8217;ve dug up an image of what I&#8217;ve dubbed the Anti-Wank Device. This mini suit of armor was designed to keep men and boys from spanking the old monkey, ya know, to prevent insanity and stuff. But of course. 
This image begs so many questions. [...]]]></description>
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