63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 3
Ex-husband jokes stop a conversation faster than Dr. Mancini can hatch a dumb-ass scheme to become chief of staff at Wilshire Memorial.

After an unplanned hiatus of, oh, about five-ish weeks, CMG Unite is back. My apologies for the disappearing act … I hate disappointing my publics … but a confluence of so-called life events made it unavoidable.
Without going into too much detail (because, really, what’s less interesting than too much detail?), I will offer a few [...]

63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 2
Either mining one’s own suffering for pithy anecdotes is way harder than it sounds or I’ve learned amazingly little in the past four years. Well, technically, I suppose [...]