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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; 5ives</title>
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		<title>5 Sure Signs of Toolage</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/334</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 19:45:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[dumb men]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doing triathlons. I don&#8217;t have anything much against endeavors of an athletic nature. In fact, I can offer you nothing in the way of an epistemological explanation for why this is so. And yet, next time you meet someone who does triathlons, 100 to 1 he&#8217;s a tool. 
Using the Jack Bauer ringtone on your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Words You Use that Predispose Me to Think You Have a Large Penis</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/318</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize my last post on this topic was somewhat deflating, so I&#8217;m going to give it a shot from a more &#8230; affirmative vantage point. (Wha? April is National Pun Month. Okay, it&#8217;s not, but it *should* be.)

Obfuscate. Is it just me or does this sound like something very dirty that you secretly hope [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Words You Use that Support My Suspicion You Have a Small Dick</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/296</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, I enjoy using big words to make others feel stupid and/or uncultured as much as the next person. I also understand that every day a man has fewer and fewer socially acceptable ways to demonstrate to potential mates how desirable his genetic material really is. However, there&#8217;s a fine line between being erudite and, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Boston Truths We Hold to Be Self-Evident</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/225</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[5ives]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you leave an hour before you need to be somewhere, it will take 30 minutes to get there. If you leave 30 minutes before, it will take an hour &#8230; no matter when you leave.
The hot women outnumber the hot men by at least 2 to 1. The inverse is true for smarts. Thanks, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Things You Won&#8217;t Hear Me Say in Relation to Online Dating</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/193</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:34:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m doing this.&#8221;
I rarely act without considering my actions, and I don&#8217;t dabble in regret.
&#8220;Are there any nice guys left?&#8221;
I&#8217;m sure there are tons of you left &#8230; somebody&#8217;s got to marry all those girls who wear sweater sets, right? But, frankly, I don&#8217;t want you. Nice lacks imagination and conviction. Kind? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 People with Whom I Could Never Kick It</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/188</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 00:50:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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people who brag about having a big brain and yet misspell summa (hint: if spellcheck is beyond your grasp, sweet pea, check that diploma of yours &#8230; *disbelieving snicker*)
people who wear pashminas wrapped tightly around their necks when it&#8217;s 70+ degrees out (I&#8217;m not naming no names, but, ya know &#8230; Eurotrash)
people who yak (yes, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Best Flute Pieces Not by a Dead Guy Who Wore Powdered Wigs</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/180</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sure Shot, Beastie Boys
No New Tale to Tell, Love and Rockets
Nobody&#8217;s Listening, Linkin Park
Flute Loop, Beastie Boys

And last but not least &#8230;

East Harlem Shakedown (E Flat), Ron Burgundy


Mike D, Ad-Rock, and MCA &#8230; friends of the flute. Tight.
]]></description>
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		<title>5 Pet Peeves at My New Job</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/173</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2007 16:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<ul>
	<li>when coworkers are stingy with their petrochemical foodstuff<br />
<img src="http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/i/smartbalance.gif" alt=""Smart" Balance?" width="350" /><br />
&#8212;Amy, it wasn't me, I swear. I'd never put that shite in my mouth. Judging by the proliferation of exclamation points in your note, though, you may want to reassess your approachability. Just a thought.</li> &#8230; <br /><br /> <a href="http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/173">keep reading</a>]]></description>
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		<title>5 Signs That You Might Be an INFP</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/160</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a while since I referred to my extensive MBTI library. I found out recently, though, that a man I work with is not only a fellow INFP but also a fan of MBTI humor (see example below). Talk about a super-niche.
During the personality-themed reading jag that followed, I stumbled on a list of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Initial Thoughts upon Seeing New Monk Promo</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/143</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:16:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know I promised to STFU, but, ya know, I lie. Not infrequently.
So, I just saw a new promo for Monk that features a spoof of the old Naughty by Nature song &#8220;OPP&#8221; (of course Wikipedia has an entry on Naughty by Nature &#8230; brilliant). Here are the first five things that crossed my mind [...]]]></description>
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