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5 Sure Signs of Toolage

Doing triathlons. I don’t have anything much against endeavors of an athletic nature. In fact, I can offer you nothing in the way of an epistemological explanation for why this is so. And yet, next time you meet someone who does triathlons, 100 to 1 he’s a tool.
Using the Jack Bauer ringtone on your [...]

I realize my last post on this topic was somewhat deflating, so I’m going to give it a shot from a more … affirmative vantage point. (Wha? April is National Pun Month. Okay, it’s not, but it *should* be.)

Obfuscate. Is it just me or does this sound like something very dirty that you secretly hope [...]

Now, I enjoy using big words to make others feel stupid and/or uncultured as much as the next person. I also understand that every day a man has fewer and fewer socially acceptable ways to demonstrate to potential mates how desirable his genetic material really is. However, there’s a fine line between being erudite and, [...]

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