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5 Words You Use that Predispose Me to Think You Have a Large Penis

Posted in 5ives on Apr 14th, 2008 1 Comment »

I realize my last post on this topic was somewhat deflating, so I’m going to give it a shot from a more … affirmative vantage point. (Wha? April is National Pun Month. Okay, it’s not, but it *should* be.)

Obfuscate. Is it just me or does this sound like something very dirty that you secretly hope [...]

5 Words You Use that Support My Suspicion You Have a Small Dick

Posted in 5ives on Mar 14th, 2008 3 Comments »

Now, I enjoy using big words to make others feel stupid and/or uncultured as much as the next person. I also understand that every day a man has fewer and fewer socially acceptable ways to demonstrate to potential mates how desirable his genetic material really is. However, there’s a fine line between being erudite and, [...]