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I Want All That Stupid Old Shit (Like Letters and Sodas)

Posted in Is It Just Me? on Mar 29th, 2008 3 Comments »

Amen, sister.
Still, a very, very close second to “all that stupid old shit” would be cut-to-the-chase, sexual propositions … like this one I got today through okcupid:
Hello there gorgeous lady, how are you? I was wondering if you are interested on strap on/dildo sex with a guy. If not, its ok, sorry if I had [...]

Sweet Nothing of the Day

Posted in SoC on Nov 8th, 2007 2 Comments »

“God, you’re good lookin’.”
Of course, in an ideal world this would have been uttered by someone other than my 70-year-old neighbor, but you take it where you can get it, right?
Actually, I’m beginning to find that the, shall we say, “more experienced” men have a far better grasp of verbal wooery than the poor [...]