It’s not often that I get title remorse, but today it hit me that “Cocksucker. One word or two?” would have been the *perfect* title for my post last Wednesday. Since no one can turn back the hands of time—not even I—I’m saving this gem of a post title from obscurity by using it today, [...]

I figure no one cares to read about how ALL I’ve wanted to do the last few days is call everyone who gets in my way a lousy, good-for-nothing cocksucker, so I’ve been kinda, ya know, *lying low*. But just so’s you know I’m still thinkin about ya, here are a couple songs featuring women [...]

Okay, this isn’t one of those I-can-say-it-because-I-am-one kinda things. It’s a bona fide fact. Women. Are. Bitches.
Sorry. I know that one-word sentence shit is old. Let me start over.
Women are bitches. What’s more, I can prove it. No. I can.
So, last night I was out with my girls. We went to a local [...]