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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; truisms</title>
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		<title>Who You Calling Jaded?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/281</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[em em]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[men]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[[09:51] Em Em: i am highly suspicious of any man who does _____ of his own accord
[09:51] Kiki: he&#8217;s a big _____er
[09:51] Kiki: has been for a while
[09:52] Kiki: i&#8217;ve never probed it &#8230; i&#8217;m sure it has some impure genesis
[09:52] Kiki: like all things men do
[09:52] Em Em: indeeeeed
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		<title>I Cain&#8217;t Quit You</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/266</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[truisms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I said I would be spotty, and I will be. But sure as shit if I don&#8217;t write a sad, pathetic little post to take the pressure off myself and then feel an overwhelming urge to post again. Okay, &#8220;overwhelming&#8221; might be a bit strong &#8230; however, here I am. (A word to the wise: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Things I&#8217;ve Learned Since 2:38 This Morning</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/262</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Is It Just Me?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insomnia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[truisms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If one (me) lies perfectly motionless in a warm, darkened room for long enough, one (again, that would be me) will eventually fall asleep.
That will happen precisely 20 minutes before one&#8217;s alarm is set to go off.
The ankles and labia were never intended to become intimately acquainted with a razor &#8230; even one with so-called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>More Riveting Filler from the Annals of My Life</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/253</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 19:13:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scenes from the Life of an Occasional Party Girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[truisms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[These are just a few of the immensely fascinating topics discussed at funk night last night.
I like that shirt.
Yeah, but it must be hot as fuck.
You&#8217;re right. No wicking in that puppy.
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#8230;
Tamara &#8230; like Tammy only fancy.
&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#8230;
I need to not get drunk off my a** and kiss randoms tonight.
There were many more, of course. It [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Boston Truths We Hold to Be Self-Evident</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/225</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 00:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[5ives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boston]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[truisms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you leave an hour before you need to be somewhere, it will take 30 minutes to get there. If you leave 30 minutes before, it will take an hour &#8230; no matter when you leave.
The hot women outnumber the hot men by at least 2 to 1. The inverse is true for smarts. Thanks, [...]]]></description>
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