Posted in Urban Ennui on Feb 20th, 2008 1 Comment »
[09:51] Em Em: i am highly suspicious of any man who does _____ of his own accord
[09:51] Kiki: he’s a big _____er
[09:51] Kiki: has been for a while
[09:52] Kiki: i’ve never probed it … i’m sure it has some impure genesis
[09:52] Kiki: like all things men do
[09:52] Em Em: indeeeeed
Posted in SoC on Jan 28th, 2008 6 Comments »
I said I would be spotty, and I will be. But sure as shit if I don’t write a sad, pathetic little post to take the pressure off myself and then feel an overwhelming urge to post again. Okay, “overwhelming” might be a bit strong … however, here I am. (A word to the wise: [...]
Posted in Is It Just Me? on Jan 8th, 2008 No Comments »
If one (me) lies perfectly motionless in a warm, darkened room for long enough, one (again, that would be me) will eventually fall asleep.
That will happen precisely 20 minutes before one’s alarm is set to go off.
The ankles and labia were never intended to become intimately acquainted with a razor … even one with so-called [...]