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Traditional Homespun Values

Posted in Urban Ennui on Dec 4th, 2007 No Comments »

[15:27] Kiki: omg!!! i have big gossip…time for an abp run?
[15:30] Kiki: really, seriously HUGE gossip
[15:30] Kiki: ok i’m going to the loo and i’m coming over
[15:49] Kiki: WTF?!?! where r u?
[15:56] Em Em: eeek! i was in a meeting!
[15:56] Em Em: WHAT IS UP??
[15:58] Kiki: _____ is: pregnant, getting married in january, moving to [...]

For the Love of All that Is Holy, What Do You Have against Thongs?

Posted in SoC on Oct 10th, 2007 6 Comments »

Dear Woman Who Works Four Cubes Over,
I’d like to congratulate you on your pert posterior. I never really noticed it until today, when I found myself trailing you in the hallway for a good 20 yards. I mean, it’s no Kim Kardashian ass, but it is tight, in proportion to your generally petite frame and [...]