In spite of the fact that my interest in the site is purely mostly somewhat academic, I went on my first okcupid date last Friday. Now, I don’t typically discuss my so-called love life on CMG Unite, and I don’t think I’ll be starting just now. Still, the particulars leading up to said date support [...]

Not too long ago, I taught my dad how to send text messages. Before you think me a techno-saint, know this: I did it for my own convenience. (In the unlikely event that you’re not aware … I hate talking on the phone. Hate it. Hate it. Hate it.) Little did I know that, in [...]

If you’re an introvert, you’re gonna know what I’m talking about here.
p = t²
where:
   p = phones
   t = torture
I’m not talking about the devices themselves … I’ve got a phone that I love more than life itself. I’m talking about the use of phones to, um, ya know … talk to people—especially people who [...]