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Amen, sister.
Still, a very, very close second to “all that stupid old shit” would be cut-to-the-chase, sexual propositions … like this one I got today through okcupid:
Hello there gorgeous lady, how are you? I was wondering if you are interested on strap on/dildo sex with a guy. If not, its ok, sorry if I had [...]

My filler may not deal with the most important issues of the day, but it will be the filthiest, by god.
[13:04] Thor: i had my gf take the sgmuw test
[13:04] Kiki: what did she get?
[13:04] Thor: posh!
[13:04] Kiki: HAHA
[13:04] Kiki: poor bastard
[13:08] Thor: let me tell you about the no anal that the “posh” spice [...]