You know how over on del.icio.us they let you tag urls for your friends? It’s pretty allsome … the modern-day equivalent of your grandma sending you newspaper clippings about butterflies cuz you collected them in 1979. Nothing says “I think you’re swell, dude” like a well-chosen url to a friend. (If you’re not using del.icio.us, [...]

Okay, this isn’t one of those I-can-say-it-because-I-am-one kinda things. It’s a bona fide fact. Women. Are. Bitches.
Sorry. I know that one-word sentence shit is old. Let me start over.
Women are bitches. What’s more, I can prove it. No. I can.
So, last night I was out with my girls. We went to a local [...]

I hope you’re sitting down. This year I’ve got two:

stop spending the bulk of each work day looking at my long, lustrous hair in my cubicle rear view mirror

stalk, meet and fuck Kevin Smith … now THAT is a manboobs story worth having
  

I know, I know. I set goals that are perhaps a bit too [...]