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If one (me) lies perfectly motionless in a warm, darkened room for long enough, one (again, that would be me) will eventually fall asleep.
That will happen precisely 20 minutes before one’s alarm is set to go off.
The ankles and labia were never intended to become intimately acquainted with a razor … even one with so-called [...]

Ill-Advised Post Alert

Along with other massively deep shit, I’ve learned in my couple of years of blogging that writing posts while either drunk and/or in a foul mood is a dicey proposition. Now, don’t get me wrong, I’ve done both. However, I typically look back on those posts with a mixture of shame and remorse … ya [...]

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