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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; poor me</title>
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		<title>Song of the Day: Ahoo Ahooh Ahooh</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 13:50:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Download audio file (cannonball.mp3)

If you want to get the (kinda lame) inside joke, check out my recent tweets. Better yet, while you&#8217;re at Twitter, follow me and know *every* ridiculous thing that crosses my mind.
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		<title>Cocksucker. One word or two?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Is It Just Me?]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not often that I get title remorse, but today it hit me that &#8220;Cocksucker. One word or two?&#8221; would have been the *perfect* title for my post last Wednesday. Since no one can turn back the hands of time&#8212;not even I&#8212;I&#8217;m saving this gem of a post title from obscurity by using it today, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Frog and the Geek</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/322</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I may have figured out the root cause of the central issue of the dating portion of my life. What is the central issue, you ask? Well, the central issue is that dating blows. It blows hard core. 
You might be wondering how something as potentially fun as dating could blow hard core. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy (Belated) New Year &#8230; Again</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/279</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 14:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chinese zodiac]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since I&#8217;m not so happy with the way my traditional, Western New Year&#8217;s went this year, I&#8217;ve decided to invest heavily in the Chinese New Year. Okay, not so heavily that I am posting this on the actual day, but no matter. As of February 7, 2008, it is officially the Year of the Rat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Cain&#8217;t Quit You</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/266</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 14:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor me]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I said I would be spotty, and I will be. But sure as shit if I don&#8217;t write a sad, pathetic little post to take the pressure off myself and then feel an overwhelming urge to post again. Okay, &#8220;overwhelming&#8221; might be a bit strong &#8230; however, here I am. (A word to the wise: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>King of Pain</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/265</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:56:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to one friend, 2008 is going to be the year of Kiki. My year. 
I do not exaggerate when I say, so far, this simply is not so. (See what I did there? I said I&#8217;m not going to exaggerate, then I didn&#8217;t actually exaggerate. Even in the depths of self-pity, I&#8217;m goooood.) 
Anyway, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 Things I&#8217;ve Learned Since 2:38 This Morning</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/262</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 14:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Is It Just Me?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insomnia]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If one (me) lies perfectly motionless in a warm, darkened room for long enough, one (again, that would be me) will eventually fall asleep.
That will happen precisely 20 minutes before one&#8217;s alarm is set to go off.
The ankles and labia were never intended to become intimately acquainted with a razor &#8230; even one with so-called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ill-Advised Post Alert</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/210</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Sep 2007 15:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Along with other massively deep shit, I&#8217;ve learned in my couple of years of blogging that writing posts while either drunk and/or in a foul mood is a dicey proposition. Now, don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;ve done both. However, I typically look back on those posts with a mixture of shame and remorse &#8230; ya [...]]]></description>
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