If you want to get the (kinda lame) inside joke, check out my recent tweets. Better yet, while you’re at Twitter, follow me and know *every* ridiculous thing that crosses my mind.

It’s not often that I get title remorse, but today it hit me that “Cocksucker. One word or two?” would have been the *perfect* title for my post last Wednesday. Since no one can turn back the hands of time—not even I—I’m saving this gem of a post title from obscurity by using it today, […]

I think I may have figured out the root cause of the central issue of the dating portion of my life. What is the central issue, you ask? Well, the central issue is that dating blows. It blows hard core.
You might be wondering how something as potentially fun as dating could blow hard core. […]