I put a lot of effort into taking a, well, journalistic approach to blogging. Hmm. No, no, I don’t think journalistic is too strong a word. I’m conscious, at every turn, that I must resist the biggest temptation of being a famous blogger. No … not the free blow I get at parties. Sure, the [...]

Blogger extraordinaire Mindy, from whom I stole the idea to write a letter to my 13-year-old self, recently posted about how she’s all wrapped up in online dating at okcupid. I’ve mentioned okcupid before, as a source for the most accurate and insightful online personality tests that zero money can buy. The crazy-slash-retarded thing is, [...]

I hope you’re sitting down. This year I’ve got two:

stop spending the bulk of each work day looking at my long, lustrous hair in my cubicle rear view mirror

stalk, meet and fuck Kevin Smith … now THAT is a manboobs story worth having
  

I know, I know. I set goals that are perhaps a bit too [...]