I put a lot of effort into taking a, well, journalistic approach to blogging. Hmm. No, no, I don’t think journalistic is too strong a word. I’m conscious, at every turn, that I must resist the biggest temptation of being a famous blogger. No … not the free blow I get at parties. Sure, the […]

Maybe now “bloodsport” is less of an exaggeration.
[15:36] Em Em: i’m going to say [word that may or may not mean “penis”] to Jeje [Em Em’s boyfriend, who shares Mimi’s mother tongue] right now
[15:37] Kiki: if he says it doesn’t mean dick you HAVE to tell me
[15:38] Em Em: oh, don’t worry
[15:38] Em Em: i’ll […]

Strangely, being featured in my blog has become something of a bloodsport amongst my friends … okay, *one* friend. She’s kind of pathological about it, frankly. Some shit about a test of my deep and abiding love for her.
Ordinarily, this is the part where I would say that it’s beyond pathetic to yearn for […]