Now, I enjoy using big words to make others feel stupid and/or uncultured as much as the next person. I also understand that every day a man has fewer and fewer socially acceptable ways to demonstrate to potential mates how desirable his genetic material really is. However, there’s a fine line between being erudite and, [...]

[09:51] Em Em: i am highly suspicious of any man who does _____ of his own accord
[09:51] Kiki: he’s a big _____er
[09:51] Kiki: has been for a while
[09:52] Kiki: i’ve never probed it … i’m sure it has some impure genesis
[09:52] Kiki: like all things men do
[09:52] Em Em: indeeeeed

“God, you’re good lookin’.”
Of course, in an ideal world this would have been uttered by someone other than my 70-year-old neighbor, but you take it where you can get it, right?
Actually, I’m beginning to find that the, shall we say, “more experienced” men have a far better grasp of verbal wooery than the poor [...]