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Let’s Bring It Down

I don’t often broach serious subjects here at Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite. It’s not because I am incomprehensibly shallow. Though, there is that. Serious is really, really, really hard to pull off. Really. Okay, it’s not as hard as writing an entire novel in the second person or even as hard as writing a believable [...]

(From the Science & Society Picture Library.)
Over at Mind Hacks, they’ve dug up an image of what I’ve dubbed the Anti-Wank Device. This mini suit of armor was designed to keep men and boys from spanking the old monkey, ya know, to prevent insanity and stuff. But of course.
This image begs so many questions. [...]

Diamonds, Shmiamonds

63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 1
During the long nights between crazy, drunken rebound sex and the steady nookie of a committed relationship, it is painfully obvious who one’s true friends are. And let [...]

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