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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; masturbation</title>
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		<title>What Do You Think of When You See This?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/325</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230; bold commitment to &#8230; &#8216;improving value for money by driving up standards and capability in procurement&#8217;?&#8221;
No, I didn&#8217;t think so. 
Click here to see the intended logo and the story behind this fubar. 
Thanks to @roosto for the tip (and for the follow &#8230; ah, it&#8217;s a heady feeling!!!).
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		<title>&#8220;The Da Vinci of Masturbation&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/312</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for the link, Val. (Also, damn you straight to hell for giving me even a momentary hope that I might gaze upon Merlin&#8217;s &#8230; Mann-hood.)
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		<title>World Series Live-Blogging</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/234</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 03:26:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I realized that watching the World Series, cooking dinner, deciding whether or not to masturbate before going to sleep, and searching Monster.com for a new job are not activities that sufficiently occupy the tremendous mental energy that issues forth from my noggin on a typical Wednesday night&#8212;even when undertaken simultaneously, I briefly entertained the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Bring It Down</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/208</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Sep 2007 17:23:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umm ...]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t often broach serious subjects here at Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite. It&#8217;s not because I am incomprehensibly shallow. Though, there is that. Serious is really, really, really hard to pull off. Really. Okay, it&#8217;s not as hard as writing an entire novel in the second person or even as hard as writing a believable [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Daily Phallus</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/204</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(From the Science &#038; Society Picture Library.)
Over at Mind Hacks, they&#8217;ve dug up an image of what I&#8217;ve dubbed the Anti-Wank Device. This mini suit of armor was designed to keep men and boys from spanking the old monkey, ya know, to prevent insanity and stuff. But of course. 
This image begs so many questions. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diamonds, Shmiamonds</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 May 2006 11:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[63 Things]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[63 Things Iâ€™ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 1
During the long nights between crazy, drunken rebound sex and the steady nookie of a committed relationship, it is painfully obvious who oneâ€™s true friends are. And let [...]]]></description>
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