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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; IM</title>
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		<title>My 300th Post (What? You expected a parade?)</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/341</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 17:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boston]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[em em]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mbta]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Twitter obsession continues unabated (as do the playfully snarky exchanges with Em Em via IM). All is right with the world. *sigh*
[12:30] Kiki: awesome and right up ur alley
[12:31] Em Em: hee!
[12:31] Em Em: did i tell you that time the red line was down, i went back to hynes on the green to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cocksucker. One word or two?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/332</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 18:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Is It Just Me?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bloggers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[insecurity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jealousy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[neuroses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[poor me]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not often that I get title remorse, but today it hit me that &#8220;Cocksucker. One word or two?&#8221; would have been the *perfect* title for my post last Wednesday. Since no one can turn back the hands of time&#8212;not even I&#8212;I&#8217;m saving this gem of a post title from obscurity by using it today, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Could This Be What My Life Coach Meant by *Childlike*?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/323</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 17:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[em em]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[refreshing youthfulness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[[12:38] Kiki: i learned something new today
[12:39] Em Em: quoi?
[12:39] Kiki: if u type &#8220;/ me&#8221; without the space and then something after, it will put it in asterisks
[12:39] Kiki: *something after*
[12:40] Em Em: that makes my head go funny
[12:40] Kiki: lol
[12:40] Em Em: /m *cool*
[12:41] Em Em: oops
[12:41] Kiki: hee
[12:41] Em Em: **whatev**
[12:41] Em [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The One Where I&#8217;m Fate&#8217;s Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/313</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[synchronicity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[texting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In spite of the fact that my interest in the site is purely mostly somewhat academic, I went on my first okcupid date last Friday. Now, I don&#8217;t typically discuss my so-called love life on CMG Unite, and I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be starting just now. Still, the particulars leading up to said date support [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Faking It: An Equal Opportunity Pastime</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/310</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[[12:37] Kiki: i finally responded to ur comment this morning
[12:37] Thor: way to be timely
[12:38] Thor: because i care!
[12:38] Kiki: aw &#8230; dang
[12:38] Kiki: way to take the wind out of my sails, man
[12:38] Kiki: so why do u look offline?
[12:39] Thor: cuz with meebo i don&#8217;t know how to hide and i got this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The One that Defies Titular Adornment</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/309</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[[2:02] Em Em: how&#8217;s things with you?
[2:02] Kiki: oh, i&#8217;m just kinda bored
[2:03] Kiki: i realize now exactly HOW much time i spent _____ing, cuz now that i&#8217;m not i have like NOTHING to fill my empty existence
[2:05] Em Em: heh
[2:06] Em Em: yeah, i know just what you mean about that
[2:06] Em Em: you&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Birth of an Idea</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/291</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 19:29:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[babies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[em em]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meat]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[[15:13] Kiki: i don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wrong with me but i&#8217;ve been eating so much red meat lately
[15:13] Kiki: like every other day &#8230; it&#8217;s crazy
[15:13] Em Em: maybe you&#8217;re anemic
[15:13] Em Em: or maybe you&#8217;re just super-carnivorous
[15:13] Kiki: if i didn&#8217;t know better, i&#8217;d think i was preggers or something
[15:13] Em Em: omg!
[15:13] Em [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who You Calling Jaded?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/281</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 14:59:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[em em]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[truisms]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[[09:51] Em Em: i am highly suspicious of any man who does _____ of his own accord
[09:51] Kiki: he&#8217;s a big _____er
[09:51] Kiki: has been for a while
[09:52] Kiki: i&#8217;ve never probed it &#8230; i&#8217;m sure it has some impure genesis
[09:52] Kiki: like all things men do
[09:52] Em Em: indeeeeed
]]></description>
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		<title>Mimi, Look What You Started!</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/275</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cocks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[em em]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe now &#8220;bloodsport&#8221; is less of an exaggeration.
[15:36] Em Em: i&#8217;m going to say [word that may or may not mean "penis"] to Jeje [Em Em's boyfriend, who shares Mimi's mother tongue] right now
[15:37] Kiki: if he says it doesn&#8217;t mean dick you HAVE to tell me
[15:38] Em Em: oh, don&#8217;t worry
[15:38] Em Em: i&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Emancipation of Mimi</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/274</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bitches]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[crying]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friends]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Strangely, being featured in my blog has become something of a bloodsport amongst my friends &#8230; okay, *one* friend. She&#8217;s kind of pathological about it, frankly. Some shit about a test of my deep and abiding love for her. 
Ordinarily, this is the part where I would say that it&#8217;s beyond pathetic to yearn for [...]]]></description>
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