Molly, aka Mol, aka Puddles, aka Mollah Wollah, aka Mrs. Peebody, aka Sweet Pea
November 13, 1993–June 29, 2008
She was loved greatly. She returned that love ten-fold.

George Carlin
RIP, George. You were a philosopher for our times.

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don’t have as many people who believe it.
Don’t sweat the petty things, and don’t pet the sweaty things.
If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.
Inside every cynical person, there is […]

Okay, I admit it. I didn’t know much about Robert Goulet before reading his obituary today. (Come to find out, he was born in Massa-two-shits! Represent.)
Be that as it may, he starred in one of the most humorous commercials of recent memory, and I kinda loved him for it. I can’t remember what the […]