Maybe now “bloodsport” is less of an exaggeration.
[15:36] Em Em: i’m going to say [word that may or may not mean "penis"] to Jeje [Em Em's boyfriend, who shares Mimi's mother tongue] right now
[15:37] Kiki: if he says it doesn’t mean dick you HAVE to tell me
[15:38] Em Em: oh, don’t worry
[15:38] Em Em: i’ll [...]

According to one friend, 2008 is going to be the year of Kiki. My year.
I do not exaggerate when I say, so far, this simply is not so. (See what I did there? I said I’m not going to exaggerate, then I didn’t actually exaggerate. Even in the depths of self-pity, I’m goooood.)
Anyway, [...]

[10:15] Kiki: wtf is wrong with me?
[10:15] Em Em: you’re just too charming!
[10:15] Kiki: shah
[10:15] Kiki: that’s it
[10:15] Kiki: i’m a retard with a too large vocabulary
[10:16] Em Em: my favorite kind of retard!
[10:16] Kiki: i fool even myself into thinking i’m not a retard
[10:16] Em Em: that’s what makes you cute
[10:16] Kiki: hee
[10:16] Kiki: [...]