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At the risk of exposing myself as the immodest asshole that I am, I’ll let you in on a little secret … I have a way with words. It’s preternatural. What I mean is I haven’t done much of anything to earn my chops. Didn’t start really reading for pleasure until I was in my [...]

Burn of the Day

Me: I don’t like that picture … my hair looks FUBAR.
Em Em: That’s not the picture’s fault.

Burn of the Day

File under: Funny because It’s True
“I keep forgetting that you were a teenager the last time you were single, so you actually will wait by the phone instead of calling [me] yourself.”

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