I hope my loyal commentators do not take this the wrong way, but I get more than a little jazzed when someone I do not personally know comments on the blog. Of course, each and every comment is precious to me … it’s just that some are *more* precious than others.
Heh. I kid. Still, [...]

So, my little brother is—like me—the greatest thing since sliced bread. (How can we BOTH be the greatest thing since sliced bread, you ask? Well, it involves time and space and a complicated algorithm that’s waaaay over your head. When will you just accept that everything I say is possess’d of a wisdom you can [...]

To explain why his current existential crisis is such a … well … crisis, my friend says:
This isn’t me. I’m not one to think about things or be introspective. I’ve never been this way. I just live my life.
You don’t get it. You’ve always been fucked up.
Oh, yeaaaahhhhh.