63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 6
I haven’t been adding to 63 Things lately because Mr. 63 Things (hereafter 63) just hasn’t been on my mind much … until the other day, that is. [...]

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“I keep forgetting that you were a teenager the last time you were single, so you actually will wait by the phone instead of calling [me] yourself.”

63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 5
After ending a serious relationship, there’s always a “We … I mean, I” adjustment period. You know, you say to people: We … I mean, I drove cross-country [...]