[2:02] Em Em: how’s things with you?
[2:02] Kiki: oh, i’m just kinda bored
[2:03] Kiki: i realize now exactly HOW much time i spent _____ing, cuz now that i’m not i have like NOTHING to fill my empty existence
[2:05] Em Em: heh
[2:06] Em Em: yeah, i know just what you mean about that
[2:06] Em Em: you’ll [...]

Amen, sister.
Still, a very, very close second to “all that stupid old shit” would be cut-to-the-chase, sexual propositions … like this one I got today through okcupid:
Hello there gorgeous lady, how are you? I was wondering if you are interested on strap on/dildo sex with a guy. If not, its ok, sorry if I had [...]

Blogger extraordinaire Mindy, from whom I stole the idea to write a letter to my 13-year-old self, recently posted about how she’s all wrapped up in online dating at okcupid. I’ve mentioned okcupid before, as a source for the most accurate and insightful online personality tests that zero money can buy. The crazy-slash-retarded thing is, [...]