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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; dating</title>
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		<title>i can haz boifrend</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/338</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 22:11:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[anal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know some of my posts lately have seemed a little &#8230; man-hating. (Can I say one thing? You know something isn&#8217;t much of a problem when there isn&#8217;t even a Latin-derived word for it. Misphallony. There. I said it.) Anyway, that&#8217;s *totally* untrue. I love men. Not all men, sure. But men as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Frog and the Geek</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/322</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 16:16:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think I may have figured out the root cause of the central issue of the dating portion of my life. What is the central issue, you ask? Well, the central issue is that dating blows. It blows hard core. 
You might be wondering how something as potentially fun as dating could blow hard core. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The One Where I&#8217;m Fate&#8217;s Bitch</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/313</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 15:05:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[synchronicity]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[texting]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In spite of the fact that my interest in the site is purely mostly somewhat academic, I went on my first okcupid date last Friday. Now, I don&#8217;t typically discuss my so-called love life on CMG Unite, and I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be starting just now. Still, the particulars leading up to said date support [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The One that Defies Titular Adornment</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/309</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:08:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[em em]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[IM]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[[2:02] Em Em: how&#8217;s things with you?
[2:02] Kiki: oh, i&#8217;m just kinda bored
[2:03] Kiki: i realize now exactly HOW much time i spent _____ing, cuz now that i&#8217;m not i have like NOTHING to fill my empty existence
[2:05] Em Em: heh
[2:06] Em Em: yeah, i know just what you mean about that
[2:06] Em Em: you&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Want All That Stupid Old Shit (Like Letters and Sodas)</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/307</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:56:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Is It Just Me?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dumb men]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[strap-ons]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Amen, sister.
Still, a very, very close second to &#8220;all that stupid old shit&#8221; would be cut-to-the-chase, sexual propositions &#8230; like this one I got today through okcupid:
Hello there gorgeous lady, how are you? I was wondering if you are interested on strap on/dildo sex with a guy. If not, its ok, sorry if I had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proof that the Internet Is Evil</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/303</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 18:07:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[SoC]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bloggers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[narcissism]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Blogger extraordinaire Mindy, from whom I stole the idea to write a letter to my 13-year-old self, recently posted about how she&#8217;s all wrapped up in online dating at okcupid. I&#8217;ve mentioned okcupid before, as a source for the most accurate and insightful online personality tests that zero money can buy. The crazy-slash-retarded thing is, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Meditation on Timing</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/285</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:50:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[63 Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[love]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[63 Things Iâ€™ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 6
I haven&#8217;t been adding to 63 Things lately because Mr. 63 Things (hereafter 63) just hasn&#8217;t been on my mind much â€¦ until the other day, that is. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Burn of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/240</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 20:08:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Urban Ennui]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[disses]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[File under: Funny because It&#8217;s True
&#8220;I keep forgetting that you were a teenager the last time you were single, so you actually will wait by the phone instead of calling [me] yourself.&#8221;
]]></description>
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		<title>Hey, I Was There Too</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/236</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 16:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[63 Things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[break-ups]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sanity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/236</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[63 Things Iâ€™ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 5
After ending a serious relationship, there&#8217;s always a &#8220;We &#8230; I mean, I&#8221; adjustment period. You know, you say to people: We &#8230; I mean, I drove cross-country [...]]]></description>
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