[12:37] Kiki: i finally responded to ur comment this morning
[12:37] Thor: way to be timely
[12:38] Thor: because i care!
[12:38] Kiki: aw … dang
[12:38] Kiki: way to take the wind out of my sails, man
[12:38] Kiki: so why do u look offline?
[12:39] Thor: cuz with meebo i don’t know how to hide and i got this [...]

Now, I enjoy using big words to make others feel stupid and/or uncultured as much as the next person. I also understand that every day a man has fewer and fewer socially acceptable ways to demonstrate to potential mates how desirable his genetic material really is. However, there’s a fine line between being erudite and, [...]

Maybe now “bloodsport” is less of an exaggeration.
[15:36] Em Em: i’m going to say [word that may or may not mean "penis"] to Jeje [Em Em's boyfriend, who shares Mimi's mother tongue] right now
[15:37] Kiki: if he says it doesn’t mean dick you HAVE to tell me
[15:38] Em Em: oh, don’t worry
[15:38] Em Em: i’ll [...]