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	<title>Crazy Monkey Gurls Unite &#187; cocks</title>
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		<title>What Do You Think of When You See This?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/325</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230; bold commitment to &#8230; &#8216;improving value for money by driving up standards and capability in procurement&#8217;?&#8221;
No, I didn&#8217;t think so. 
Click here to see the intended logo and the story behind this fubar. 
Thanks to @roosto for the tip (and for the follow &#8230; ah, it&#8217;s a heady feeling!!!).
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		<title>5 Words You Use that Predispose Me to Think You Have a Large Penis</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/318</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 11:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I realize my last post on this topic was somewhat deflating, so I&#8217;m going to give it a shot from a more &#8230; affirmative vantage point. (Wha? April is National Pun Month. Okay, it&#8217;s not, but it *should* be.)

Obfuscate. Is it just me or does this sound like something very dirty that you secretly hope [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;The Da Vinci of Masturbation&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/312</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:16:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks for the link, Val. (Also, damn you straight to hell for giving me even a momentary hope that I might gaze upon Merlin&#8217;s &#8230; Mann-hood.)
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		<title>Faking It: An Equal Opportunity Pastime</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/310</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[[12:37] Kiki: i finally responded to ur comment this morning
[12:37] Thor: way to be timely
[12:38] Thor: because i care!
[12:38] Kiki: aw &#8230; dang
[12:38] Kiki: way to take the wind out of my sails, man
[12:38] Kiki: so why do u look offline?
[12:39] Thor: cuz with meebo i don&#8217;t know how to hide and i got this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Words You Use that Support My Suspicion You Have a Small Dick</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/296</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 15:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, I enjoy using big words to make others feel stupid and/or uncultured as much as the next person. I also understand that every day a man has fewer and fewer socially acceptable ways to demonstrate to potential mates how desirable his genetic material really is. However, there&#8217;s a fine line between being erudite and, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mimi, Look What You Started!</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/275</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 21:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe now &#8220;bloodsport&#8221; is less of an exaggeration.
[15:36] Em Em: i&#8217;m going to say [word that may or may not mean "penis"] to Jeje [Em Em's boyfriend, who shares Mimi's mother tongue] right now
[15:37] Kiki: if he says it doesn&#8217;t mean dick you HAVE to tell me
[15:38] Em Em: oh, don&#8217;t worry
[15:38] Em Em: i&#8217;ll [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Porn Stars Are Shy. Who Knew?</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/213</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 14:48:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can&#8217;t believe I forgot to tell you! This past weekend I spotted a famous celebrity at the beach. It was quite exciting for me, as my life is so seldom  touched by fabulocity. 
Who was this uberstar, you ask? None other than China&#8217;s biggest porn star. And I do mean biggest.
I screwed up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Your Daily Phallus</title>
		<link>http://www.crazymonkeygurls.com/hotbloggity/rkives/204</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ms. Monkey-Gurl</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(From the Science &#038; Society Picture Library.)
Over at Mind Hacks, they&#8217;ve dug up an image of what I&#8217;ve dubbed the Anti-Wank Device. This mini suit of armor was designed to keep men and boys from spanking the old monkey, ya know, to prevent insanity and stuff. But of course. 
This image begs so many questions. [...]]]></description>
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