So, my little brother is—like me—the greatest thing since sliced bread. (How can we BOTH be the greatest thing since sliced bread, you ask? Well, it involves time and space and a complicated algorithm that’s waaaay over your head. When will you just accept that everything I say is possess’d of a wisdom you can [...]

[16:06] Kiki: i have a few partial posts in my head that need to come out
[16:07] Em Em: awesome!
[16:07] Em Em: sounds messy though
[16:07] Kiki: i realized that sounded gross after i had hit enter
[16:07] Kiki: sorry
[16:07] Em Em: heee
[16:07] Kiki: im so vulgar…i dont even have to try
[16:08] Em Em: see, that’s why i’ll [...]

So, you know the “friend” who may or may not have been out to get me? Well, she totally was.
How do I know? She sent me the link to the incredibly funny blogger I’m in love with, right? As soon as I fall truly, madly, deeply, he gets a girlfriend and has sex for [...]