I figure no one cares to read about how ALL I’ve wanted to do the last few days is call everyone who gets in my way a lousy, good-for-nothing cocksucker, so I’ve been kinda, ya know, *lying low*. But just so’s you know I’m still thinkin about ya, here are a couple songs featuring women [...]

… to Em Em, aka The Uninvited Editor, aka The Mighty Em Em, aka The Resident Francophile, aka The Amazingly Heavy One. You rock, sister.

I finally managed to grab drinks with “Seth” the other day. Remember him? First love, high school sweetheart, happens also to now be gay. (Okay, he was probably gay in high school too, but neither of US knew that.) It’s always lively when we get together. (He works in hotel management, and we usually meet [...]