I got my hands on invites to a couple of cool beta sites recently, and—me being the generous, caring soul that I am—I’ve decided to share the love.
Skydeck basically lets you download the data from your cell phone bills, upload data from your address book and mash the two together. You can then slice, [...]

Amen, sister.
Still, a very, very close second to “all that stupid old shit” would be cut-to-the-chase, sexual propositions … like this one I got today through okcupid:
Hello there gorgeous lady, how are you? I was wondering if you are interested on strap on/dildo sex with a guy. If not, its ok, sorry if I had [...]

Okay, I made a promise, and a promise is a promise. Week one of the “just me” spin-free zone.

Sadly, the first banal thing that I had planned to mention about myself has fallen through at the last moment. See, I was going to regale you with the story of one of my most proud accomplishments [...]