Posted in Umm ... on Feb 24th, 2008 2 Comments »
You finally go see Juno, which you’ve been wanting to see for ages, and you nearly become unhinged when the dude sitting in the row behind you says (in a normal talking voice) “worst movie ever “—during the final scene.
Like literally unhinged. Okay, not literally, cuz I do not as yet come equipped with hinges, [...]
Posted in SoC on Feb 22nd, 2008 No Comments »
I only want sympathy in the form of you crawling into bed with me.
You think that line actually works?
Posted in SoC on Feb 20th, 2008 6 Comments »
Hey, kiddo. Yeah, you. Kiki. It’s me, er, I’m you … in 2008.
What’s that? Uh, no. Not 36. We’re still 35 … for another six months exactly. Yes, we’re still sensitive about our age.
Huh? Oh, right … the Kiki thing. That’s our nom de plume. Yeah, we grow up to be a writer. Well, sort [...]
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