So, my little brother is—like me—the greatest thing since sliced bread. (How can we BOTH be the greatest thing since sliced bread, you ask? Well, it involves time and space and a complicated algorithm that’s waaaay over your head. When will you just accept that everything I say is possess’d of a wisdom you can [...]

63 Things I’ve Learned Since My Husband Fucked My Girlfriend, Blamed It on Me, Convinced Me to Take Him Back, Then Dumped Me (In No Particular Order)
Installment 6
I haven’t been adding to 63 Things lately because Mr. 63 Things (hereafter 63) just hasn’t been on my mind much … until the other day, that is. [...]

So, I finally got those piercings I mentioned a while back.
You know how when you understand something painful is coming and you brace yourself for it, then it ends up hurting even more than you thought? Well, this was 100 times worse. I don’t know why I thought it wouldn’t feel like someone pushing [...]