(From the Science & Society Picture Library.)
Over at Mind Hacks, they’ve dug up an image of what I’ve dubbed the Anti-Wank Device. This mini suit of armor was designed to keep men and boys from spanking the old monkey, ya know, to prevent insanity and stuff. But of course.
This image begs so many questions. [...]

I had my yearly physical this morning, a pleasure which includes—among other things—my annual pelvic exam. I don’t look forward to it with the excitement of, say, my semi-annual teeth cleaning, but I don’t dread it like some women I know. (I mean, I voluntarily let people tinker around down there from time to [...]

I don’t know if its just all the birthday-related attention I’m getting or if it’s a sublimation of the newly formed hole in my heart where my youth used to be, but I feel absolutely mad with the power. So, I’m posting not one, but TWO birthday posts to myself. Yea-uh!
And, yes, you have [...]