C’mon, you knew deep down there was no rational reason these posts were called Jesus Is My Homepage. I’m a little disappointed in you for keeping hope alive in such an infantile way. It simply came to me—vision-like—as a mash-up of those Jesus Is My Homeboy t-shirts and the Make Google My Homepage buttons. It [...]

Just Say Hells No!
Along with the link to the blogger I am enamored with, my friend (who’s almost certainly not out to get me) sent me a link to a blogger I am not sweet on. He’s a funny fellow, lack of crush notwithstanding. (Not everyone can be loved by moi. Alas.)
He wrote recently [...]

Ha! I was posting like crazy there for a while. I bet you started to think I was going to make a habit of it, huh? Well, just when you think you know what I’ll do next … BLAOW! … I switch it the fuck up. Unless, of course, you think next I [...]