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Archive for July 2007

Putting the Suckah in Seersucker

Posted in Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified on Jul 26th, 2007 1 Comment »

In the spirit of “White and Nerdy” …

Thanks for the tip, Ry.

Least-Successful, Crafty Denial of the Day

Posted in SoC on Jul 12th, 2007 2 Comments »

People’s rss feed has this headline today:
Jessica Simpson: I’d Get Plastic Surgery

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
That’s like …
Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Have Sex
or
Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Eat Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches
or
Crazy Monkey-Gurl: I’d Repurpose My Sonicare as a Vibrator.
I mean, that last one is made up, but you get the idea.

From the Mouths of Suburbanites

Posted in Funny Shit, Not Otherwise Classified on Jul 12th, 2007 No Comments »

Every once in a while your parents, ya know, come out with something that makes you realize—in that very visceral way—that they were actually cool once … perhaps blisteringly witty even. I know, I know. That’s crazy talk, but hear me out.
I was riding with my mom in the city recently. Without adding anything [...]

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