When you discover that Cartboy did not just graduate from your local neighborhood Ivy League college, as you initially supposed, but rather the high school down the street. Doh!
God help me, I know this won’t stand up in court, but there were no dudes like this in my high school.
Still, in spite of the [...]

people who brag about having a big brain and yet misspell summa (hint: if spellcheck is beyond your grasp, sweet pea, check that diploma of yours … *disbelieving snicker*)
people who wear pashminas wrapped tightly around their necks when it’s 70+ degrees out (I’m not naming no names, but, ya know … Eurotrash)
people who yak (yes, [...]

As we all know, “the penis is a very powerful organ” … it’s “a heat-seeking missle,” really.
But, wait. It’s sooooooo much funnier when this lady says it.

The look on that other woman’s face in the cutaways is fucking priceless.
Thanks, Jojo!