Kurt Vonnegut.
Among other laudable qualities, Vonnegut was … is very quotable, so I’m breaking my usual one-quote epitaph.

“Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.”
“Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.”
“Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. [...]

… but he’s still pretty cute.

And, he’s smarter than some of my country kin, who couldn’t navigate the MBTA bus system for all the cud in Wyandotte County.

Over on TLC’s What Not To Wear, they say mini skirts after 35 are a serious no-no. I don’t know what I’d think about this prescription if I weren’t a whisker away from turning the big three-five myself, but since that’s not the case, I’m happy to report I’ve been able to displace all my [...]