Only a heartless shrew would criticize mock a blog post that details what a bunch of kids between the ages of four and eight think love means. Right?
“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.”
—Tommy (age 6)
Because, judging from [...]

Momofuku Ando. “Teach a man to fish, and you feed him for a lifetime. Give him ramen noodles, and you don’t have to teach him anything.”
Patches O’Houlihan. “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.”

The day I and millions of other techy geeks have been waiting for has finally arrived. (Yuh huh. There are too millions of techy geeks.)

Sorry, Palm. It’s been fun, but you were just keeping the sheets warm while I searched for The One.
Update: The Apple Web site is slow as molasses … no surprise here. [...]